I’ve done a lot of TV watching in my day and over the years I’ve watched some pretty awesome shows (read: The Office, Friends, Scrubs and Glee--yes, I said Glee) but I’ve also put myself through some really
awful shows. I’ve come to learn that not all TV shows are created equal, and subsequently, neither are all TV show hosts. There are the obvious great ones (in my opinion), such as Ellen DeGeneres, Conan O’Brien, Joel McHale, Daniel Tosh, and I guess I’ll throw Oprah in here just for shits and giggs. But on the flip side there are those people that for some reason or another end up with their own shows and it makes me wonder who they’re sleeping with. Below are the top 5 people with their own shows that should just quit at life… or you know, just get off my TV with the quickness.
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Tyra Banks- I was going to just say that her talk show should cease to exist but I’m going to also submit that her Top Model show also jump off a cliff. Yeah, I’ll admit, I was an avid watcher of America’s Next Top Model for the first few seasons (read: 8 seasons) but now they’re on like 11 and it’s just getting worse. She’s so annoying when she talks--which is almost all the time--especially when she’s trying to be dramatic. As for her talk show she has the weirdest people on her show and over all she acts like she is the best thing since sliced cheese.
Nothing is better than sliced cheese, so please Tyra, go away.
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Kate Gosselin- I don’t know if y’all have heard but I am sure you have, Kate is getting another season of her show on TLC but now it will be called just Kate Plus 8. Really, TLC? Why are you enabling this hot mess of a woman? If you people would stop giving her this platform to act like a damn fool she might be able to actually be a normal mom to her children. Naw, probably not. But still, stop giving her money that she doesn’t deserve. No one liked her on Dancing With the Stars and I bet there will be tons of outcries about her continuing series. Seriously, just quit at life woman, your children would be better off with foster parents than your crazy ass.
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The Pretty Wild girls (they don't deserve to be named)- There is a show on E! that showcases a former
haggard Playboy model and her 3 model-pursuing daughters. The whole show is a hot mess. Shortly after taping the pilot episode one of the daughters got arrested for burglarizing several celebrity homes with a group of other hoodlums. I’m not really sure why the have a show to begin with, it seems like anyone these days can get a show and this just proves it. I will say that if you want something to watch that will make you feel better about your own life, this is the show to watch. You know, if you're into watching teenage girls act retarded and dramatic.No judgment here.
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George Lopez- Oh George, why did you have to come and screw up my TBS line up. Every time there’s an Office marathon you have you come on afterward and ruin everything. With your loud mouth, stupid jokes and random Spanish outbursts. He does the same thing during his stand up comedy and it annoys the crap out of me. Hello, I don’t speak Spanish!! Just the sound of his voice makes me cringe. So, George, how did you get your own show? I’m pretty sure no one would sleep with you so enlighten me. Please.
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Kirstie Alley- She has her own show on A&E called Kirstie Alley's Big Life. Every time I see a promo for it I am forced to ask the question, "Why??". I really can't say anything else about this, it kind of makes me speechless. She just... I don't know. It's just so strange to me why she would have her own show. Anyone know?
There are probably tons more people that shouldn't have their own shows but I don't have that kind of time on my hands. Well, I probably do but I just don't feel like getting into it.
Who do you think should not have their own TV show?
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